I win "most eligible bachelor"
This is indeed an upset victory as PMB actually conceded the decision to Andy early last week.
I tried to help AAA garner as many votes as he could. I felt that it was the only honorable thing to do in a contest between gentlemen. Heck, I even voted for AAA, but I won't tell you how often. It is my solemn belief that this honor will lead to meeting someone special, devotion and love will follow, culminating in my lifelong enslavement to a woman who knows that if she works me hard enough, I can one day be worthy of her.
I imagine one of the first things she'll command is that I drop my effeminate blogger name. Consider it done.